French · Québec Sacres (Cursing by the Altar)
Va chier, mon tabarnak !
va SHYAY mohn ta-bar-NAK · /va ʃje mɔ̃ ta.baʁ.nak/
F*** off, you f***er! (Québécois)
aimed at a person, will start something
Literally
"Go shit, my tabernacle"
Word-for-word — which is rarely what it means.
How to use it
Where a sacre stops being punctuation and becomes a personal attack: "mon tabarnak" turns the tabernacle into "you bastard," aimed straight at someone. Rated 4 for Québec — this is a genuine confrontation, not table-talk. The clearest proof that Québec's liturgical curses can carry the full aggressive load of France's anatomical ones.
Heard in the wild
Va chier, mon tabarnak, touche pas à mon char !
F*** off, you bastard, don't touch my car!
Where it lands
Québec (Canada) — aggressive personal insult
Quick answers
- What does "Va chier, mon tabarnak !" mean?
- In French, "Va chier, mon tabarnak !" means "F*** off, you f***er! (Québécois)". Literally it's "Go shit, my tabernacle". Where a sacre stops being punctuation and becomes a personal attack: "mon tabarnak" turns the tabernacle into "you bastard," aimed straight at someone. Rated 4 for Québec — this is a genuine confrontation, not table-talk. The clearest proof that Québec's liturgical curses can carry the full aggressive load of France's anatomical ones.
- Is "Va chier, mon tabarnak !" offensive?
- Yes — very. It rates 4/5 on the Punch-o-Meter (Fighting words). aimed at a person, will start something. Read the usage note before you even think about it.
- How do you pronounce "Va chier, mon tabarnak !"?
- Say it "va SHYAY mohn ta-bar-NAK" — capitals mark the stressed syllable. In IPA: va ʃje mɔ̃ ta.baʁ.nak.
Related in French
The same idea, elsewhere
Via concepts like "Screw you".
- German Verpiss dich! Piss off! / Clear off (with force)!
- Greek άντε γαμήσου Go fuck yourself / get lost / piss off.
- Italian Vaffanculo! Fuck off! / Go to hell!
- Japanese クソ野郎 Piece of shit / shitty bastard
- Korean 개새끼 Son of a bitch / bastard — a real insult with no soft reading.
- Polish ty kurwo You whore / you bitch — the aimed kurwa, a different animal entirely.
- Portuguese Filho da puta Son of a bitch / bastard
- Russian Средний палец Screw you / the finger
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