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cursing.in curse like a local
cursing.in Greek CURSE LIKE A LOCAL
  • μαλάκας
  • ρε
  • ρε μαλάκα
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μαλάκας Asshole / idiot — OR — dude / mate. The single most important word in Greek. 3/5 Watch your audience ρε Hey / man / you — a familiarity marker that softens or sharpens whatever follows. 1/5 Grandma-safe ρε μαλάκα Hey man / dude / bro — the affectionate-insult greeting between friends. 2/5 Bar-safe

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