French · Romance & Rejection
Baiser
bay-ZAY · /bɛ.ze/
To f*** / screw (also: to swindle someone)
genuinely rude; friends only, never at work
Literally
"(historically) to kiss — now, to f***"
Word-for-word — which is rarely what it means.
How to use it
A classic false-friend trap: as a noun "un baiser" is an innocent kiss, but as a verb "baiser" means to f***. So "je t'embrasse" = I kiss you (sweet, sign-off in letters) while "je te baise" is graphic. Also "se faire baiser" = to get screwed over (swindled). Learn the noun/verb split before you write a postcard.
Heard in the wild
On s'est fait baiser sur ce contrat.
We got screwed on that contract.
Where it lands
France (universal); the kiss/f*** split is the classic learner trap
Quick answers
- What does "Baiser" mean?
- In French, "Baiser" means "To f*** / screw (also: to swindle someone)". Literally it's "(historically) to kiss — now, to f***". A classic false-friend trap: as a noun "un baiser" is an innocent kiss, but as a verb "baiser" means to f***. So "je t'embrasse" = I kiss you (sweet, sign-off in letters) while "je te baise" is graphic. Also "se faire baiser" = to get screwed over (swindled). Learn the noun/verb split before you write a postcard.
- Is "Baiser" offensive?
- It's genuinely rude — a 3/5 (Watch your audience) on the Punch-o-Meter. Fine among friends, never at work or with people you've just met.
- How do you pronounce "Baiser"?
- Say it "bay-ZAY" — capitals mark the stressed syllable. In IPA: bɛ.ze.
Related in French
The same idea, elsewhere
Via concepts like "Screw you".
- German Verpiss dich! Piss off! / Clear off (with force)!
- Greek άντε γαμήσου Go fuck yourself / get lost / piss off.
- Italian Vaffanculo! Fuck off! / Go to hell!
- Japanese クソ野郎 Piece of shit / shitty bastard
- Korean 개새끼 Son of a bitch / bastard — a real insult with no soft reading.
- Polish ty kurwo You whore / you bitch — the aimed kurwa, a different animal entirely.
- Portuguese Filho da puta Son of a bitch / bastard
- Russian Средний палец Screw you / the finger
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