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Me vale madre

meh BAH-leh MAH-dreh · /me ˈβa.le ˈma.ðɾe/

I couldn't care less / I don't give a damn

3/5 Watch your audience

genuinely rude; friends only, never at work

Literally

"It's worth mother to me"

Word-for-word — which is rarely what it means.

How to use it

Peak Mexican not-caring. Since "madre" is the worthless pole of the slang universe, something being "worth mother" to you means it's worth nothing. Softer dials: "me vale" (mild), "me vale gorro" (kid-safe), and up top the vulgar "me vale verga." Attitude condensed into three words — coarse, so not a work phrase.

Heard in the wild

¿Que qué van a decir? Me vale madre.

What'll people say? I couldn't care less.

Where it lands

Mexico (universal)

Quick answers

What does "Me vale madre" mean?
In Spanish, "Me vale madre" means "I couldn't care less / I don't give a damn". Literally it's "It's worth mother to me". Peak Mexican not-caring. Since "madre" is the worthless pole of the slang universe, something being "worth mother" to you means it's worth nothing. Softer dials: "me vale" (mild), "me vale gorro" (kid-safe), and up top the vulgar "me vale verga." Attitude condensed into three words — coarse, so not a work phrase.
Is "Me vale madre" offensive?
It's genuinely rude — a 3/5 (Watch your audience) on the Punch-o-Meter. Fine among friends, never at work or with people you've just met.
How do you pronounce "Me vale madre"?
Say it "meh BAH-leh MAH-dreh" — capitals mark the stressed syllable. In IPA: me ˈβa.le ˈma.ðɾe.

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